she was actually so concerned omg
the look on his face omfg
“IM GOING DOWN”
MAYDAY MAYDAY IM GOIN DOWN
(Source: degenerossi)

bopx:
i hope the shower isn’t too toasty for you.
this is my favourite picture on the internet
I hope hundreds of years later this picture is found completely out of context by anthropologists and it’s the final tipping point before they completely give up on trying to understand the internet in this decade.
(Source: sollluxcaptor)
When you lose that one trusty hair tie that has loyally remained on your wrist for months you suddenly feel like you have to reevaluate your whole life
if i had a dollar for each time someone said “you’ll change your mind about having kids” i’d have enough money to buy the government and make kids illegal

(Source: dumbesttweets)
i am perfectly fine with having other people sit on my lap but i can’t sit on other people’s laps because i’m always paranoid that i’d crush them and they’d diE
(Source: magentamayhem)

(Source: fixesmyheart)
in australia we actually have a tv channel called ‘7mate’





