February 2012
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hahahahahaha omg ive lost like 50 followers
January 2012
Anonymous asked: Oh lord i have sinned
dyslexics:
“i remember 2011 like it was yesterday”
wow you’re so funny can i still get tickets for your stand-up tour or
dyslexics:
“i remember 2011 like it was yesterday”
wow you’re so funny can i still get tickets for your stand-up tour or
December 2011
hohokev:
warmskin:
pangcakessssss:
Man, haven’t showered since last year.
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ripkamsud:
k1mkardashian:
therealmulan:
when you don’t study for a test but still get an A
omfg
uigouhig
ripkamsud:
k1mkardashian:
therealmulan:
when you don’t study for a test but still get an A
omfg
uigouhig
penissauce:
redsuspenders:
☑ Saddam Hussein
☑ Osama Bin Laden
☑ Gaddafi
☑ Kim Jong Il
☐ Internet Explorer
what
“what are you, 12? grow up.”
– 13-year-olds (via yyeoj)
Big Bang Theory pt.1
[group seated in Leonard and Sheldon's apartment, with Penny sitting in Sheldon's seat]
*Audience is bracing themselves*
[Sheldon comes out to greet them.]
*Audience draws in huge breaths, preparing to expel the gas in a violent release of pure ecstasy*
Sheldon: Excuse me Penny, you are sitting in my spot.
*Audience erupts into fits of laughter previously unknown to mankind. The oxygen levels within the studio become exhausted from the monumental bouts of laughter and the audience, still laughing, clammer out into the streets and begin rioting. Rioting is spread across L.A until the episode is aired, four days later martial law is declared within the United States.*
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thank
all i wanted was for kim to marry shengo and have...
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