December 2011
3 tags
ripkamsud:
k1mkardashian:
therealmulan:
when you don’t study for a test but still get an A
omfg
uigouhig
ripkamsud:
k1mkardashian:
therealmulan:
when you don’t study for a test but still get an A
omfg
uigouhig
penissauce:
redsuspenders:
☑ Saddam Hussein
☑ Osama Bin Laden
☑ Gaddafi
☑ Kim Jong Il
☐ Internet Explorer
what
“what are you, 12? grow up.”
– 13-year-olds (via yyeoj)
Big Bang Theory pt.1
[group seated in Leonard and Sheldon's apartment, with Penny sitting in Sheldon's seat]
*Audience is bracing themselves*
[Sheldon comes out to greet them.]
*Audience draws in huge breaths, preparing to expel the gas in a violent release of pure ecstasy*
Sheldon: Excuse me Penny, you are sitting in my spot.
*Audience erupts into fits of laughter previously unknown to mankind. The oxygen levels within the studio become exhausted from the monumental bouts of laughter and the audience, still laughing, clammer out into the streets and begin rioting. Rioting is spread across L.A until the episode is aired, four days later martial law is declared within the United States.*
hashbrows2:
thank
all i wanted was for kim to marry shengo and have...
1 tag
stayflyyyg:
They should make a film where Jesse Eisenberg is dating Zooey Deschanel and Michael Cera is dating Katy Perry and then half way through they all switch places and nobody notices.
bigtimerussian:
my mom told me to go turn off the lights in my room but i haven’t yet
“featuring pitbull”
– every shitty song in the world (via imfamousontumblr)